Thursday, February 25, 2010

Sadu bounces back!

Born near Lagos, raised near London, the svelte and elegant bandleader Helen Folasade Adu, a/k/a Sade, spent MTV's first wave of raunchy sexhibitionism quietly cultivating her feminine mystique while most fame-chasing songstresses were loudly wiggling theirs. Not that her sophisti-pop proved any less commercial. For all her relative refinement, the quiet-storm royal reigns as Godmother of Neo-Soul, now a 51-year-old soberly surveying her vast yet sparse career: 50 million records sold between just six studio albums in 30 years, and you've heard moments from them all—in tapas parlors, in windchime shops, in all the sacred spaces that society has reserved for Her, the ageless face and disembodied breath of a band staffed by funkless Brits who might have wound up covering Phil Collins if they hadn't caught her on precisely the right beat. Good thing they did. In her service, they are magical. So is she.

Oh, but Sade's magic hinges on emotional sleight-of-hand, as she carefully tucks her mortal personality behind a stylish smokescreen. I've tried not to be mystified, but it's hard. The lady is a professional enigma—sultry and secretive, as omni-cultural as the president and equally impossible to really know, which of course just makes her easier to crush on. On Soldier of Love (her first record in 10 years), she slips through cool, ambient fog, riding harmonies as hollow as a silencer as she coos utterances too nuanced and disconnected to decode.

What a spy. She's been the cryptic kind since the throbbing double agent loungecore of her mid-'80s breakout hit "Smooth Operator" revealed a dime novelist's penchant for intrigue. We learn a little about him, this Mr. Operator, but what, really, do we know about her? For a muse whose feathery sighs signify as sensual, Sade is more ethereal than earthly, more like the Greek muse Erato than the geek's muse Erykah. We know she has suffered much heartbreak—always with the heartbreak. And yet again here she merely alludes to it, conjuring the same vague weather metaphors that Cormac McCarthy used to imply whatever cataclysm prefaces The Road.

With Soldier of Love, start with the ambiguous Mayan ruins on the cover—ominously 2012—or the esoteric free verse she drags across glittering riffs slow-jamming at Quaaludes speed. Then, ponder this couplet, exhaled into trickling piano on "Morning Bird": "You are the blood of me/The harvest of my dreams." I find that mixed metaphor as out of place as the ocean waves crashing on the space-themed "The Moon and the Sky"—unless it's a tides thing. Might as well be. For all I care, Sade could waste a whole record whispering tidal-pattern incantations in Liv Tyler's Elvish, and it would all remain so sexy, so cold. On "Long Hard Road," she quivers about the length of long, hard roads while maracas rustle like tumbleweeds in agreement. On "The Safest Place," she brings her beau to "the safest hiding place": "my heart." (Absolutely true.) "Inside is a field," she further describes. "And trees/And a lake." You worry she might slip up and quote Goodnight Moon, which would be just as personable.

Oh, well. Some spells can swamp you even when you see them coming—consider Sade's grandma, a Yoruba herbalist who made the young singer sit on newspaper to keep the couch's bad juju from rubbing off on her ass. Two generations later, Sade's aesthetic sorcery defies rational interpretation. A dry-your-eyes soother like "In Another Time" ("Soon, he'll mean nothing to you"), built from an "Unchained Melody" arpeggio, should sound as dull as the elevator it rode up on, but doesn't. It sounds rarefied. "You'll always know the reason why this song will stay on your mind," she winks on "Moon," as her Anglo-soul lilt glides through lonesome reverb, offering intimacy and distance in the same icy, nurturing breath.

Besides, you might not want that spell to break. So confirms "Baby Father," a mundane marriage of metronome and futzing guitar, over which Sade tells her daughter the story of how Mom and Dad's meeting bloomed into "the flower that is you." It's sweet, it's banal. "Skin," conversely, is highly relatable yet obliquely mesmerizing: "Wash you off my skin/I'm going to peel you away" she sighs to an ex, stretching the "peel" like a demonstration of her cleansing pain.

And then she dies, or nearly does, on some war-blistered battlefield the title track incites us to imagine. "I've lost the use of my heart/But I'm still alive," she crows, like a loveless cyborg crawling up some Afghan hill on a mission to out-Enya the Taliban. Amid heavy bass, a synthesizer churns out machine-gun blasts. What fun. This is easy-listening divahood. It's also exactly the metaphor-make-believe the Godmother was born for, and apparently unthawed from carbonite to bring anew. She'll survive. If I see her in the final century, I will hardly be surprised.

Nigerian company launches online UK shopping in Naira

The problem of rejection of credit cards from Nigerians by foreign online shopping companies as well as tedious shipment procedures will now be a thing of the past with the launch of ishopinlondon.com, a new cross-border shopping portal.

Unlike other online shopping platforms, the new portal in collaboration with FCMB bank will be accepting payments in Naira equivalent of Pounds value and delivery will made between 10 to 15 days depending on location with an affordable service charge.

Ishopinlondon which is run by two experienced Nigerians is a fully incorporated Nigerian company backed by Twokeys UK Limited. Chiemeka Ozumba, an expert in PR and brand development sits atop the organization as co-founder/ Chief Executive Officer and directs the UK office.

Unveiling the platform to the media in Lagos, Lawrence Obasi, GM, Nigeria Operations disclosed that efforts has been going for two years to put adequate structures of global standards in place for a smooth take-off.

The company according to Obasi is launching out with 10 service/ delivery points across major cities in Nigeria with plans of expansion. They include Lagos, Abuja, PortHarcourt, Owerri, Calabar, Uyo, Awka and Umuahia. He explained that the portal boasts of unique user friendly features and is secure with a SSL Certificate. Other attractions also include loyalty reward, UK standard customer service and an Associate Business Programme (ABP).

In a way to contribute to business development in the Nigeria, Obasi said that the company will be working with entrepreneurs under ABP willing to tap into the opportunity by providing assistance through support facilities.

On the choice of UK, Obasi said that it is of common knowledge that products of from the UK are of the best quality standards in the world. He revealed that unlike goods from other parts of the world such as Dubai, China and the US, products from the UK have earned a reputation for quality among shoppers from around the world.

Asked about damages and warranty, Obasi disclosed that as been practiced else where in the world, global standard regulations have been adopted by the company in its charter including insurance to ensure that customers get good value for their money at no extra cost.

Wednesday, February 17, 2010

How Omotola, Zack Orji spent Valentine day Omotola, Zack Orji bags best celebrity couples

Nollywood stars, Omotola Jolade-Ekeinde and Zack Orji and their beaus spent valentine day evening at Diamond Ball 2, a couples love show which held at Welcome Centre, International Airport Road, Lagos.

Looking like two young people who just fell in love, Omotola and Captain Matthew Ekeinde as well as Nollywood couple, Ngozi and Zack Orji were the cynosure of all eyes at the well-attended event. Omotola’s single-strapped black mini-gown dress was well complemented by Captain Ekeinde’s black blazers on cream coloured pants. While Zack Orji opted for a Brown blazer with a jean, Ngozi his wife who a designer dark googles went for a black mini-gown.

One of the highpoint of the occasion was a short dance by the celebrity couples to Onyeka Nwenu’s evergreen hit, One Love. Captain Ekeinde Ngozi Orji proved were exceptional as they strut their stuff much to the delight of the audience who kept asking for more. The Orjis also emerged one of the winners of February couples dance competition.

Highlights of the occasion include raffle draws which saw winners walking away with various prizes such as Dana Air return ticket to Abuja, furniture by Home Makers, spa and massage treatment, weekend at Welcome Centre Hotels, shopping date at Twice and Nice and perfumes by Tara among others.

For their exemplary life as couples, the two celebrity couples received an award of recognition from BlackButterfly Events. While presenting the award, Glory Adeyemi, project coordinator, “In spite of the popularity of celebrity divorce cases, the two couples have become an example of commitment to numerous young Nigerian couples.”

Also in attendance were Bimbo and Tunde Oloyede, Ex-BBN housemate, Frank and Edna Konwea and gospel singer, Liza C and hubby.