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"Earth provides enough to satisfy every man's need, but not every man's greed."

- Mahatma Gandhi. A father-in-law’s list of requirements to his son-in-law-to-be… 3 bags of rice, 3 bags of salt, 2 healthy cows, I pigeon, 5 white cowries, one feather from the bum of a penguin, an elephant trunk, the tail of a zebra, a fang of a crocodile, scoop of sand from the river bank of Mississippi, a box of assorted lace materials, one needle, 6 gallons of palm oil, one crab, one tortoise, a box of chocolate, a drum of diesel, 50 litres of kerosene, N5,000 MTN voucher, educational funding for two of wife-to-be’s younger siblings, five hundred thousand naira dowry, and a strand of pubic hair (yours please!) If you dare to find the above a joke or unbelievable then EKO DIALOGUE by Joy Isi Bewaji is a must read! Believe me its hilarious and a refreshing piece of literature. angelwyzz FOR DIRECT DELIVERY PLEASE CALL: 0702 – 808 – 9176

NIGERIAN POLICE DETAIN GOAT OVER ARMED ROBBERY

How many of you have read this silly story?

Excerpt:

Kwara state police spokesman Tunde Mohammed told Reuters by telephone. "We cannot confirm the story, but the goat is in our custody. We cannot base our information on something mystical. It is something that has to be proved scientifically, that a human being turned into a goat," he said.

Read the full story here...http://uk.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUKTRE50M4BM20090123

SCREEN ACTORS GUILD AWARDS 2009 in Pix

Veteran actor James Earl Jones (left) was presented with a lifetime achievement award by Forest Whitaker (right).

Heath Ledger was named best supporting actor for his role in The Dark Knight. Gary Oldman (left) accepted the award on his behalf.

30 Rock star Tina Fey was named best TV comedy actress, the same award she won at the Golden Globes earlier this month.

Best actor nominee Mickey Rourke turns on the charm with best actress hopeful Angelina Jolie. Sadly, both left empty-handed. Sean Penn joked about his award's "heavy package" as he accepted his best actor prize for biopic Milk.

The British success continued with House star Hugh Laurie being named best actor in a drama series for the second time.

Slumdog Millionaire stars (l-r): Dev Patel, Irrfan Khan, Freida Pinto and Anil Kapoor celebrate winning the award for best overall cast. Kate Winslet missed out on the best actress prize, though, which went to Meryl Streep for her work in religious drama Doubt.

Penelope Cruz (left) hugs Kate Winslet (right) as she is named best supporting actress at the Screen Actors Guild Awards in Los Angeles.

Thanks to bbc

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